Burn the Evidence - webDiplomacy

Savage Cabbage, Mr Schpock, Grgg, pasquaaa, Pizza Pie, Thirstythird, Anfron

08 Mar 17 UTC	Spring, 1901: Who is Pizza Pie?
08 Mar 17 UTC	Spring, 1901: Ben
08 Mar 17 UTC	Spring, 1901: Jago
08 Mar 17 UTC	Spring, 1901: ...is gay
08 Mar 17 UTC	Spring, 1901: You're gay
08 Mar 17 UTC	Spring, 1901: You're a flaming one-man cabaret
08 Mar 17 UTC	Autumn, 1901: What is 'burn the evidence' a reference to?
21 Mar 17 UTC	Spring, 1909: I just want everyone to know me and Czar Anfron have an agreement to be at war, neither of us are warmongerers
21 Mar 17 UTC	Autumn, 1909: We don't have an agreement
21 Mar 17 UTC	Autumn, 1909: I would like to reword my previous statement, as it appears Czar Anfron is as uneducated as the rest of his filthy russian civilians
21 Mar 17 UTC	Autumn, 1909: I have informed the Russian Czar of my intent to attack him, and my creation of a formal declaration of war, before any units of mine were used to attack units of his from his supply points. This justifies my actions in accordance with European law and jurisdiction
21 Mar 17 UTC	Autumn, 1909: I havent agreed to your attack on me. Get off my property.
22 Mar 17 UTC	Autumn, 1909: You are oppressing Russian minorities in your territories so I had to intervene so my actions are justified and yours are illegal.
22 Mar 17 UTC	Autumn, 1909: your deserve to be oppressed. They are sorry excuses for human beings, weak and nimble crackers, contrasting my athletic, intelligent Aryan race
22 Mar 17 UTC	Autumn, 1909: Italy my attack on you is righteous to free your beautiful race of humans from an incompetent & retarded ruler who has failed to gain more than 1 extra supply point the entire match