Finished: 05 AM Mon 03 Oct 16 UTC
Private Leedle
2 days /phase
Pot: 140 D - Autumn, 1906, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Sum-of-Squares Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by MKECharlie (1926 D (G))
19 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1904: Whiskey mixed with Red Bull is a ratchet delicacy
19 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1904: Yikes! No wonder you missed the turn. I hope no one ended up int the hospital
24 Sep 16 UTC Spring, 1905: Have France started drinking yesterday?
24 Sep 16 UTC Spring, 1905: Has France......autocorrection :-)
26 Sep 16 UTC Spring, 1905: I wish my neighbors would be like France.
26 Sep 16 UTC Spring, 1905: Every day full drunken?
26 Sep 16 UTC Spring, 1905: At least none of your neighbor's where anywhere near as irritating
26 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: I'll be back, and stronger then ever.
26 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Dammit Russia! I told you to cut his head off and stuff his mouth with garlic. Now we have a zombie Germany running around Prussia to contend with!
26 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Maybe you guys should pause to find a France?
27 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: No one is gonna take that spot.
27 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Oh so you're saying that joining a game as a sub still means you'll be ranked?
27 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Believe so.
27 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Crap. Now I have to invade Prussia.
What's the most famous of blunders again, Italy?
27 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Let's see, land war in Asia? Leaving Ionian open with Turkish fleets on the prowl? Going against a Sicilian when death is one the line ( my personal fave)? Let's see... Ah yes, NEVER ABANDON YOUR INTERIOR TO PRUSSIAN ZOMBIES!
28 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Someone send me press and tell me what to do
28 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Throw the game to Russia
28 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: And congrats Russia on your skillful use of a total idiot as willing lackey
28 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: I've seen him do it before. I'm not shocked.
28 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Well, he's been doing it all game up north. I guess this is how our England finally learns how to play the game. Why he thinks he can solo go only knows. He isn't the one way across the stalemate line.
28 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: He can if he attacks Russia.
28 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: He'd have to cross teh stalemate line. Russia gets builds and has already three units to two up north. Now that England has to hold the line in the south against me, he's going to be outnumbered up north especially as Russia keeps building while England stagnates in the Med. He'll get Marseilles, and that's it. Meanwhile Russia gets St.P for free, along with Triested, Serbia Const, Greece Smyrna. Even if it were an even fight, Russia's just a better player.

I don't see it, Turkey. I think England let himself get tricked in to pushing full force against the only realistic England had for enforcing a draw. Newbie mistake to grab for dots instead of seeing the big picture, really.
28 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: All he needs is Tunis and you can't really stop him.
28 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Sure we can. I get a build. By the time he gets West Med and North Africa, we can be in Piedmont, Tuscany Tyrhenian, Ionian and Naples. All Russia has to do is leave us Greece until the last turn.
28 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Dear Italy,
I am glad to learn, so are you able to explain me the order of Constantinople?
Constantinople supports the army from Armenia to Bulgaria!!!!
Since I have read this I can't stop laughing. This I have to learn, very special respect to Russia.
And I do not ask Turkey what he had thought by this order.
Sincerely your pupil
28 Sep 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Lol. Do you have another idea for what I should do? I'm in the process of throwing this game to Russia, as is Italy, because you're too dumb to a) realize it and b) try to stop us. He said he would convoy Armenia to Bulgaria if I supported him, so I offered support. He didn't do it. I don't really care. He takes my homeland in the coming year no matter what I do in this scenario, and the reason he can do that so smoothly and efficiently is because the one player who is capable of making his life a little bit harder and improving his own solo chances in the process is you, and you won't do it.
29 Sep 16 UTC Spring, 1906: Dumb? Maybe because I am heritable stressed and what is your excuse?
29 Sep 16 UTC Spring, 1906: Btw Constantinople, rofl, rofl
29 Sep 16 UTC Spring, 1906: He and France were so eager to share me with Russia it was ridiculous.
29 Sep 16 UTC Spring, 1906: Well yeah, obviously Russia is worth pushing to a solo for no reason. England doesn't even know why I disbanded Constantinople. It has never occurred to him that I'm throwing the game, even after telling him countless times that I'm throwing the game.
30 Sep 16 UTC Spring, 1906: Oh no, I know why you disbanded Constantinople because you don't want to make the same mistake again.
30 Sep 16 UTC Spring, 1906: What mistake?
01 Oct 16 UTC England my friend. Admit their was a miscalculation, learn from it, and carry on. There's nothing wrong with really messing up a game these things happen. But you do have to be aware that it was seriously wrong what you did. Allying with Russia and not taking more of my centers was that mistake. You gave him too much.
01 Oct 16 UTC England my friend. Admit their was a miscalculation, learn from it, and carry on. There's nothing wrong with really messing up a game these things happen. But you do have to be aware that it was seriously wrong what you did. Allying with Russia and not taking more of my centers was that mistake. You gave him too much.
01 Oct 16 UTC We have been trying to teach him this all game. No doubt he thinks he is getting a fabled two way draw.
01 Oct 16 UTC Good game Russia. Very ably done.
01 Oct 16 UTC Oh well. Can't blame Russia for taking it, that's for sure.
01 Oct 16 UTC Nope. He kind of deserves it for having manipulated England so well
01 Oct 16 UTC I am curious, Russia, how did you get England to be such a compliant lackey? Your mojo sure didn't work on me. Was it something else you did there?
01 Oct 16 UTC Ironic that France would have gotten a survive here
01 Oct 16 UTC Oh you perfect professionals, all of you had made mistakes(I don't want to write them) special on the balkans and so was Russia able to enter the Balkans very easy and quick (btw Constantinople), but what I am seeing is that you all want to explain me to attack Russia because he will win, And why do you all make than presents to Russia all the time?
01 Oct 16 UTC AND all of you, when you are truly than you must agree that at least you all the win to Russia gave because I spoke with all of you at a time where you all believed that Russia is your alliance, and I must learn this game, of course.
01 Oct 16 UTC Lol dude, you have literally refused to attack Russia all game. He is going to gain 18 centers right now and the only reason you are "fighting" him is because he fuckin told you that he was going to do it. Had Austria not stupidly helped Russia attack me, we all would have lived. You then put a fleet in St. Petersburg, giving away a secure center for a vulnerable one, and just as I told you this whole damn time, he can take back St. Petersburg without effort. Now you see what I was saying. You gave Russia a gift, as did Austria, right when he attacked me, and had my swap of my fleet and army worked (i.e. had Austria not done what he did), I could have defended myself and continued marching west simultaneously. My only mistake was expecting you to have the sense to see that I had gotten fucked over and that it was in all of our interests to work against Russia. You didn't, so Italy and I agreed to make sure he soloed and made sure that you will remember this game.
01 Oct 16 UTC If this is the way, I am allowed to suspect?
Your faults are older than your agreement.
01 Oct 16 UTC This game was lost first when you didn't kick Russia's fleets out and secondly when you attacked the player you needed help from to make the draw. Stealing Spain was suicude even if if it was already mostly over
01 Oct 16 UTC Could we just ready up and get this off the roster? Thanks.
01 Oct 16 UTC Stupid "hidden ready votes" option…
01 Oct 16 UTC ? England and Turkey aren't readying for whatever reason.
01 Oct 16 UTC Congrats Russia.
01 Oct 16 UTC Thanks.

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Russia
MKECharlie (1926 D (G))
Won. Bet: 20 D, won: 140 D
18 supply-centers, 12 units
England
Gerry (3203 D (S))
Survived. Bet: 20 D
11 supply-centers, 11 units
Italy
Ogion (4225 D)
Survived. Bet: 20 D
3 supply-centers, 5 units
Turkey
bo_sox48 (4599 D Mod (G))
Survived. Bet: 20 D
2 supply-centers, 3 units
Austria
achillies27 (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 20 D
0 supply-centers, 1 units
France
c0dyz (100 D)
Resigned. Bet: 20 D
0 supply-centers, 1 units
Germany
Hannibal76 (288 D (B))
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Civil Disorders
c0dyz (100 D)France (Spring, 1905) with 3 centres.
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