#CAT - webDiplomacy

John Rhys-Gravies, ColinDaileda, mmims, duweeee, T.E.Lawrence, AmbassadorQadj, TOMMYISRUSSIA

02 Jun 16 UTC	Spring, 1901: A group of cats is called a clowder.
02 Jun 16 UTC	Spring, 1901: lol
04 Jun 16 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Oh yeah shortest game ever.
06 Jun 16 UTC	Autumn, 1901: A group of crows is called a murder.
07 Jun 16 UTC	Autumn, 1901: so is when you kill someone
08 Jun 16 UTC	Spring, 1902: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx4NGQorzhM
14 Jun 16 UTC	Spring, 1903: In the 1960s, the CIA tried to turn a cat into a bonafide spy by implanting a microphone into her ear and a radio transmitter at the base of her skull. She somehow survived the surgery but got hit by a taxi on her first mission
14 Jun 16 UTC	Spring, 1903: hahahaha wtf
15 Jun 16 UTC	Spring, 1903: Treat people in your debt like family: exploit them. -111th rule of acquisition
15 Jun 16 UTC	Spring, 1903: ^ gold
22 Jun 16 UTC	Spring, 1904: France finally stabbed England? Italy conspiring with his captors? Oh boy.
22 Jun 16 UTC	Spring, 1904: some of this is painful to watch
22 Jun 16 UTC	Spring, 1904: Turkey are you having a civil war on your hands?
22 Jun 16 UTC	Spring, 1904: lol
22 Jun 16 UTC	Spring, 1904: Turkey are you having a civil war on your hands?
22 Jun 16 UTC	Spring, 1904: France hits me because he loves me. He only wants what is best for Italy. He told me so, and I believe him.
22 Jun 16 UTC	Spring, 1904: #standbyyourman
22 Jun 16 UTC	Spring, 1904: croissants are very persuasive
23 Jun 16 UTC	Spring, 1904: this is the stupidest game i've ever seen in my life
23 Jun 16 UTC	Spring, 1904: 1904 and basically everyone is where they started
23 Jun 16 UTC	Autumn, 1904: England and France have made decent progress. But they're about to fights. So a few more years of status quo?
23 Jun 16 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Austria about to be in second, just want to remind everyone. bleep bloop
03 Jul 16 UTC	Autumn, 1905: Russia, pick up a glove and get in the game
03 Jul 16 UTC	Autumn, 1905: Russia, pick up a glove and get in the game
04 Jul 16 UTC	Autumn, 1905: Russia, pick up a glove and get in the game
04 Jul 16 UTC	Autumn, 1905: Russia, pick up a glove and get in the game
05 Jul 16 UTC	Autumn, 1905: Everybody hit dat draw button.
05 Jul 16 UTC	Autumn, 1905: This is what happens when the map collectively decides to employ the bold strategy of "let's gang up on Italy"
05 Jul 16 UTC	Autumn, 1905: Well, I think we should distinguish between strategy and bandwagoning. :)
05 Jul 16 UTC	Autumn, 1905: France ganged up on Italy. Me and Turkey just helped him pick up the pieces.
05 Jul 16 UTC	Autumn, 1905: "helped"
06 Jul 16 UTC	Spring, 1906: Dat draw button
07 Jul 16 UTC	Autumn, 1906: Damn, Sajid wasn't lying -- Italy really was the nation that tied the map together. Y'all killed me off, and apparently the game's spirit died with me.
07 Jul 16 UTC	Autumn, 1906: Yeah this game sucks. I think the spirit caught pneumonia in the fall of 1902 when England didn't enter orders, and then went all Terri Schiavo in the next fall when Russia did the same. We finally pulled the plug when France killed Italy but unfortunately this bitch is still breathing.
09 Jul 16 UTC	Autumn, 1906: Time to inject some chaos
10 Jul 16 UTC	Autumn, 1906: I vote draw.
11 Jul 16 UTC	Autumn, 1906: same
11 Jul 16 UTC	Autumn, 1906: dun
13 Jul 16 UTC	Spring, 1907: Move against Russia till he votes draw ;)
13 Jul 16 UTC	Spring, 1907: #CAT going back to its roots
14 Jul 16 UTC	Spring, 1907: After 48hr I believe russia withdraws and the game will draw.
15 Jul 16 UTC	Spring, 1907: Sajid, are you still with us? Pls confirm via Facetime
16 Jul 16 UTC	Spring, 1907: Everything has gone according to plan, and the untrustworthy generals and judges have identified themselves. Now let the purge begin, so Turkey can get back to eschewing it's founding principles ASAP
16 Jul 16 UTC	Now to wait for WW2