Finished: 10 PM Fri 13 May 16 UTC
Private Scrub Game 2
1 day /phase
Pot: 70 D - Autumn, 1914, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Sum-of-Squares Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
06 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Lol at france
06 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: A destroy happens to have literally no effect on you still not having a good position ;)
06 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Lol at me banging your mom England. :^)
06 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: im laughing because france is dead and he is dead because he trusted me :) please bang my mom, shes as nasty as a dead otter
06 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Neat, I can dig it.
No, I never trusted you, but the fact you never trusted me when I told you Russia was coming for you is where you are a dunce and a retarded goat-man.
06 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Most France's are going to trust England isn't enough of a complete fucking dunce to open to the Channel, you're right.
06 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: i didnt care if he was coming after you, my goal was to kill you and get bigger! mission accomplished
06 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: The goal of the game isn't to kill people, it's to win.
06 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: And you're not going to win. If anyone in your alliance wins, it'll be Germany.
06 Apr 16 UTC Spring, 1906: ^You need to play smart, and the only time England EVER wins, is when he establishes a firm alliance with France and either stabs later on or is just clearly better than his ally.
You've basically affirmed you're Germany's bitch with your play style.

ALSO if you 3 turds in West look at that SOLID defense line that Russia and Austria has. You've basically lost, you ally in the south (Italy) is now fucked 6 ways to Sunday. And after he falls, gg.
06 Apr 16 UTC Spring, 1906: PS We can take Ionian without consequence ;)
06 Apr 16 UTC Spring, 1906: ^That
06 Apr 16 UTC Spring, 1906: Oops I didn't see that
06 Apr 16 UTC Spring, 1906: Dont be smug you squirrel humper.
06 Apr 16 UTC Spring, 1906: BUT THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME
06 Apr 16 UTC Spring, 1906: THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOOOOOW
06 Apr 16 UTC Spring, 1906: ERRYTHING ON THE STOVE IS A COOKIN!
Errythang. on the stove. is a burnin...
11 Apr 16 UTC Spring, 1907: Guys, come on, we were just playing around when we decided to attack you
11 Apr 16 UTC Spring, 1907: i like jokes
11 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1907: We're having a lot of fun now
11 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1907: Except England. I'm fine as long as he loses.
11 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1907: :)
11 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1907: Honestly me 2
14 Apr 16 UTC Spring, 1908: Hehe, that was good.
15 Apr 16 UTC Spring, 1908: YES
15 Apr 16 UTC Spring, 1908: I HAVE DONE IT
15 Apr 16 UTC Spring, 1908: HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?!
15 Apr 16 UTC Spring, 1908: MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?!
16 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: Thanks for getting rid of that army for me ;)
Now I can defend from Livonia where my army won't go bye-bye
17 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: You have truly won this time
17 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: I will accept your surrender in writing.
19 Apr 16 UTC Spring, 1909: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4dAy9u0_9nM
19 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1909: This is how I feel
19 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1909: That was beautiful.
19 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1909: "You will rue the day you ever crossed the Prado brothers" - France
19 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1909: "You are a raging jackass" -me
21 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1909: If Kaleb's going to miss again, I don't see a reason to continue.
22 Apr 16 UTC Spring, 1910: Then move out of your supply centers(:
22 Apr 16 UTC Spring, 1910: No:)
29 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1911: Lets just draw w him
29 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1911: He seems like a good guy
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 1912: Time to draw w him
04 May 16 UTC Autumn, 1912: No
04 May 16 UTC Autumn, 1912: This game shouldn't have even gone on once Austria was gone.
04 May 16 UTC Autumn, 1912: But it did
04 May 16 UTC Autumn, 1912: But it wasn't even a game anymore.
05 May 16 UTC Spring, 1913: "It's about pride"
(Misses turn)
06 May 16 UTC Autumn, 1913: #cantstop
#wontstop
12 May 16 UTC France suck my cock
12 May 16 UTC You kind of need to have one for that to be possible.

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England
Tastyjc7 (100 D X)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 27 D
12 supply-centers, 11 units
Italy
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 22 D
11 supply-centers, 9 units
Germany
JasonStuart (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 22 D
11 supply-centers, 9 units
France
TyPrado (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Austria
ktprado (263 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Turkey
berrybus (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Russia
TrPrado (456 D Mod)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Civil Disorders
ktprado (263 D)Austria (Autumn, 1909) with 5 centres.
berrybus (100 D)Turkey (Autumn, 1904) with 0 centres.
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