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Finished: 05 AM Mon 09 May 16 UTC
Make Donald Drumpf Again
1 days /phase
Pot: 85 D - Autumn, 2018, Finished
World Diplomacy IX, Anonymous players, Sum-of-Squares Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
28 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Quebec]:oh dear, one more ghastly step down the pernicious road of English language destruction.
28 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Quebec]:By the way, not everything that is brown and sticky is a stick. Don't pick it up.
28 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Russia]:Ghastly? Pernicious? You sound like a Morrissey album.
28 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Quebec]:Thanks!
30 Apr 16 UTC Spring, 2015: [Russia]:Now you look like a 1970s Liverpool punk band better known for the later successes of their band members than for their own music.
01 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2015: [Russia]:правда - мир в настоящее время управляется кликой умных людей с психическими проблемами. Но вы, вероятно, знал, что.
02 May 16 UTC Spring, 2016: [Quebec]:Fellow players, I live in China. I am crashing in two hours, so if I do not hear from you before then, please understand that I will not see a message until after moves.
02 May 16 UTC Spring, 2016: [Russia]:Oh dear... I hope you don't live in Shanghai, or I might be about to drive a tank through your house.
02 May 16 UTC Spring, 2016: [Quebec]:I do live in Shanghai. No worries. A Russian tank in Shanghai would be a novelty.
02 May 16 UTC Spring, 2016: [Russia]:Now you tell me. I deliberately didn't destroy your city out of concern for your welfare.
Oh well, no problem... I'll come and kill you in the autumn, if you're still around.
02 May 16 UTC Spring, 2016: [Quebec]:Thanks!
02 May 16 UTC Spring, 2016: [Russia]:правда World News - Quebec announces presidential election.
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Russia]:Russia has invented time travel. Much of 2016 has been abolished, and we are now back to the future.
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Western-Canada]:American News: Hi. All continents are almost completely controlled by one single country each.
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Russia]:That was news two years ago. It's no longer strictly true. Please adjust your time machine.
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Russia]:Asia is almost completely controlled by Russia.
Antarctica is almost completely controlled by Ghana.
Europe is almost completely controlled by Russia.
North America is almost completely controlled by Quebec.
South America is almost completely controlled by Quebec.
Africa, however, is completely controlled by Ghana, while Australia is controlled by Oz, Ghana, Quebec and the Coca-Cola Company.
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Russia]:правда World News - Russia sends geography teachers on a mercy mission to Alberta.
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Western-Canada]:American News: The news we report will be old for a while do to backtrack from a plague that hit Alberta called the "Peste de l'Alberta"
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Russia]:Russia mourns the loss of the Chinese premier, a once good and faithful ally, who Russia would have stuck by until the bitter end, had he not gone and sneakily invaded Oz without warning me, leaving BOTH my southern campaigns in the lurch.
There will be three days of mourning and some summary executions of foreign types.
Russia further laments the tragic demise of the president of Quebec, who was understood to be living in Shanghai when Russian bombs acidentally reduced Shanghai to rubble, and all its citizens to a bloody pulp.
He will be sorely missed.
There will be three days additional mourning, but they will run concurrently with the other ones, because you can't have too much of a good thing.
We will now sing the Russian National Anthem.
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Russia]:Из России с любовью я лечу к вам
Гораздо разумнее со времени моего свидания с вами
Я путешествовал по всему миру, чтобы узнать,
Я должен вернуться из России с любовью.
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Russia]:Я видел места, лица и улыбнулся на мгновение
Но, о, вы преследовали меня так
Тем не менее мой язык привязан, молодой гордости
не позволил бы моя любовь к тебе показать
В случае, если бы сказал, что нет
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Russia]:♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Russia]:В России я летал , но там и тогда
Я вдруг понял, что ты все равно снова
Мой беготни через
Я прилечу к тебе , из России с любовью
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Russia]:None of the original seventeen players are left. It's like an episode of Neighbours.
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Ghana]:Lol

Everyone!!: Neeeeeiiighboooouuurs♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Russia]:Neeeeeiiighboooouuurs ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
Everybody needs good neeeeeiiighboooouuurs ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
With a little understanding, you can find the perfect blend, ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
Neeeeeiiighboooouuurs should be there for one another, ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
That's when good neighbours become good friends. ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Russia]:Suckers. Stab the dopey motherfuckers. ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
With a little contemplation, ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
Though they be your kith and kin, ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
Slyly, one invades one's fellow nation, ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
Take all your neighbours ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
SCs for the win. ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Ghana]:You win the Internet today. Congrats
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Russia]:Thank you. Russia proposes that the theme from Neighbours be the Official Anthem of the New World Order. When we take Oz, we must take special care to preserve Jason and Kylie. We will make them our Special Ambassadors when we journey into space together to conquer new worlds.
04 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Quebec]:I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me, too)
04 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Russia]:I'll be there for you ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
(When the bombs start to fall) ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
I'll be there for you ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
(I'm invading Montreal) ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
I'll be there for you ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
(From the Bay of Bengal) ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
04 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Russia]:Wait... what.... I thought you were dead!
04 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2016: [Oz]:who?
04 May 16 UTC Spring, 2017: [Russia]:The leader of Quebec. Do try to keep up. :P
05 May 16 UTC Spring, 2017: [Quebec]:Ghana, are you with us?
05 May 16 UTC Spring, 2017: [Ghana]:Och bugger. Busy day. Apologies
06 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2017: [Quebec]:Ghana, we are bumping into each other in Ozland. Support me into NZe from Pac Islands and I will support you in from SEA to Vic.
06 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2017: [Russia]:You can't say things like that on Global! He'll hear you!
That's it. Oz FTW.
06 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2017: [Russia]:Also, that wasn't Ghana you bumped into, that was Oz.
06 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2017: [Russia]:правда World News - Quebec Government whistleblower leaks Top Secret military documents to the world press detailing shocking plans to invade New Zealand. They are presumed to be after the sheep for nefarious sexual purposes.
As we prepare for the tenth anniversary of VE, VI and VD day, Russia executes the last of the Chinese and European types who were quite popular around here until about ten years ago.
New World presidential elections to determine who will lead the entire planet under the new regime are won by the Supreme Soviet, by a landslide. It was all completely democratic and verified by independent witnesses and everything, so Ghana and Quebec can just STFU.
A massive wildfire in Alberta has grown to 850 square kilometres. (Sorry it's a bit late, Ivan forgot to bring the matches.)
06 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2017: [Western-Canada]:American News: 146 people killed as a result of the fires. 1,983 injured.
06 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2017: [Russia]:Oh, shit - that wasn't supposed to happen...
06 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2017: [Oz]:Oz has officially surrendered
06 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2017: [Russia]:Ah, splendid. Quebec and Ghana are to vacate Oz immediately. All his base are belong to us.
06 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2017: [Russia]:Slyly, one invades Jason and Kylie... ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
07 May 16 UTC Spring, 2018: [Russia]:Wotch out, world, Quebec says he's going to support Ghana to Victoria from the Southeast ATLANTIC. They have secret teleport technology. We're all in deep trouble now...
07 May 16 UTC Spring, 2018: [Ghana]:Yup. And south Pole to West Siberia. Watch out.
07 May 16 UTC [Russia]:правда World News - The army at Kazakhstan will shortly be bringing civilisation to Kyrgyzstan. All the world's remaining savages will then be North Americans.
08 May 16 UTC [Quebec]:Oz played well and with dignity. Seems a shame to see him defeated.
08 May 16 UTC [Russia]:You're right. Ghana should let him keep D'ermit the Frog, or whatever it's called these days.

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Russia
Litter Picker (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 0 D, won: 33 D
30 supply-centers, 30 units
Ghana
woody (843 D)
Drawn. Bet: 0 D, won: 31 D
29 supply-centers, 29 units
Quebec
Krakenator (1087 D)
Drawn. Bet: 0 D, won: 23 D
25 supply-centers, 25 units
Oz
ryannbell (141 D)
Drawn. Bet: 0 D, won: 1 D
2 supply-centers, 0 units
Argentina
iJizzJazz (80 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Brazil
Garagenpunk (79 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
China
19Sox98 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Europe
Kjells (492 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Frozen-Antarctica
nanomatter (131 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
India
jonpie (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Kenya
DemonRHK (100 D (B))
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Libya
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Near-East
Smokey Gem (189 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Pacific-Russia
Lord JTAL (159 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
South-Africa
TheSpider (190 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
USA
CheepCheep5 (105 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Western-Canada
Frize (73 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Civil Disorders
Rylanzor (878 D)Oz (Autumn, 2011) with 10 centres.
Lirandil (100 D)Ghana (Spring, 2005) with 7 centres.
CheepCheep5 (105 D)USA (Autumn, 2008) with 0 centres.
Fylkir (151 D)Quebec (Autumn, 2009) with 13 centres.
sophielacey (100 D)Kenya (Spring, 2002) with 3 centres.
Sir Ethan The Great (0 D X)Western-Canada (Autumn, 2002) with 5 centres.
SamDouglass (10 D X)Ghana (Spring, 2003) with 6 centres.
Scrambles (100 D)USA (Autumn, 2006) with 1 centres.
Camchernoble (100 D)Ghana (Spring, 2004) with 5 centres.
SuperiorXie (100 D)Near-East (Autumn, 2000) with 3 centres.
SuperMemeMaster (100 D)Europe (Autumn, 2000) with 3 centres.
ColonelFerro (100 D)Brazil (Autumn, 2010) with 9 centres.
jonpie (100 D)India (Autumn, 2008) with 0 centres.
Reqach (100 D)Russia (Autumn, 2000) with 3 centres.
Edd (100 D)Western-Canada (Autumn, 2005) with 1 centres.
CoThChrist (137 D)Ghana (Autumn, 2003) with 5 centres.
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