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Finished: 10 AM Thu 31 Mar 16 UTC
Private Rhyme Time
2 days /phase
Pot: 210 D - Spring, 1907, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
13 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: I'm getting drunk tonight
Sending responses tomorrow, all right?
13 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: +1
13 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: and you thought i forgot to rhyme, you bum
14 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: Moderator: (A_Tin_Can): A player in this game is without internet for the next couple of days, so it has been paused. Any issues, please email webdipmod@gmail.com
14 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: Yes thats fine. We all were pro pause for this weekend and the time.
14 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: plus one brainbomb keeping it real everytime even when talking to the mods you throw some stud rhyme
15 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: sorry guys that pause was me, I went out of town and my phone wouldn't let me play freely. so I am here now so lets unpause this shit, brainbomb you van suck my.... dee-ock
16 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: press unpause you braindead fools
the mods ain't gonna do if for you tools
16 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: indeed he tells a favorable truth
now come share my milkshake
we'll make love in this booth
18 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: who is this pink monstrosity
whose vote, unpaused, refuses to be
This policy is very lame
so hurry up, unpause the game.
18 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: danny sparkes hasn't been seen
in over 23 hours
what a peen
18 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: His rhyme game weak.
his favorite pastimes to tweak.
sittin in his moms basement.
grinding all his teef
18 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: I have been busy shooting goblins and ghouls you bunch of fools. Waiting so long for this game is so god darn lame
18 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: all you gotta do is press unpause
and the rest of us can slaughter you
without just cause
18 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: Hey GOD, get your ass off your knees
Im about to Preach.
ready up them orders
ya son of a beach
18 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: Bitch, u better STFU
or I'll come annex U
18 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: Hey Byron, why you all up on me?
I hear the grass is always greener up in Baltic Sea?
How bout we kill sparky mc bitch
and make it a DMZ
18 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: No grass is the Baltic Sea geez your brain is the size of a pea
18 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: look bro no hard feeling here. just wondering why your rhymes are so queer (directed at BrainBomb)
19 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: byron your position is aggressive and woefully out of proportion.
Ive heard better wisdom from a llama having abortions
If you pull back that army and shift into gear
we can work and kill of dannysparkletits
within the next year
19 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: +1, son
19 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: Alternatively Byron I will give you some berries for your time and we could batter the gerries.
23 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1902: 16th hour this game is going sour
4 countries no show no rhyme no blow
24 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1902: Guys placing your orders is a must or this game is a bust.
24 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1902: Sorry, England, sorry mate.
I don;t need you to hate, just no idea what my moves should be,
so I am holding out and thinking free.
24 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1902: speakin of bust
Im about to nut
gettin hit by byron
and shirked up the butt
germanys going down
france is taking it to brown town
God is doing some total weirdo shit
and it looks like Ishmael might just quit.
11 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1904: opened up the 'puter
looked at all the hits
snickered uncontrollably
now that Germany's in the shit
11 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1904: 4 way?
(Let's play.)
11 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1904: A word of warning God continue to attack me and France and we will soon make you dance.
11 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1904: I would take a 3 way Austria France and England as Italy must be put away
11 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1904: Yo Great Britain What's your prob?
While I'm spittin You're just sittin
'round and shittin Your pink underwear
In a few years you're dead I swear
bet you got your whack rhymes in that shop
Everybody reading your "rhymes" is like "stop"

While I am the pimp Giving out blanko cheques
Your diplom style's limp I'll visit London shootin Tec's
My word is lex, yours are but lies, Stop talking to me son,
England gon be all in flies when I've shown who's no. ONE
13 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1904: Hello great kingdoms,, directly to my west,
You don't have much room to bargain, God's building a nest.
He has the position, which you do not
As such go for the 4-way, throw in your lot
With us of the east, it's your only shot.
13 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1904: austria you short sighted, silly rube
italy's nest is made with your pubes
13 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1905: If you were to look again, you would definitely see
That you're not the one winning, you will not succeed
You're kidding yourself, if you think this is not true
start playing well, donMt act like a noob.

I just want a 4-way, I'd be scared I. Not
someone could get to big, it would mess up the BOP.
13 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1905: If you were to look again, you would definitely see
That you're not the one winning, you will not succeed
You're kidding yourself, if you think this is not true
start playing well, donMt act like a noob.

I just want a 4-way, I'd be scared I. Not
someone could get to big, it would mess up the BOP.
14 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1905: You will not eliminate me!
I have one center, yet the power of twenty-three!
If you allow God to take me, he'll also take thee!
19 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Ugh
19 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: This is almost the time, soon you will see
To conclude with a draw, we only have 1 enemy.
19 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: So I'm going to survive?
19 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: That's not what I said, and what's with the prose?
You will be destroyed, go back to your hoes.
19 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Yeaaa straight up its ya ghost brizzybomb
you heard me in the grave getting brain from your mom
I bet ya thought i'd die and disappear quietly
but instead like lead
im fucking up your head
I got a defeat strikethru in my name thats right
byrons nibbling on my dick and he decided to bite
dannysparks still alive for some unknown reason
its 1905 bitch stop bouncing every season

God is still worshipping the devil in the south got some ugly complimentary alliance with the krauts and ish is just the ish, losing faster than a drive thru
he couldnt gain a center if con was empty times 2.

france is still tiny and they fucking up the program
sitting round the dinner table drinkin eating rum ham
playing like the garbage pail, playing like an epic fail
retreats to marsailles this guy is trash
his whole defense of king and country is transvaginal mash
26 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1906: Ok now that the Turk is dead it was a good play let's agree a 4 way??
27 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1906: The only prob is out of the way
So let's end it soon, stop the play.
28 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1906: sure thing i'll draw too
once turkey is gone and
turned to poo
28 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1906: pussies
28 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1906: Anyone else hear a voice from the dead?
The winners can do whatever they want
29 Mar 16 UTC my rhyming muscles are spent
since i gave up verse for lent
i'm ready to draw
well before the fall
pardon my phrases unkempt
29 Mar 16 UTC the time to end this is nigh on hand
god, it's all on you. help this game disband.
30 Mar 16 UTC Or is Italy preparing to solo. He has position to do that and that would be a sad end. Sorry guys tired of rhymes.
30 Mar 16 UTC To me it is a legitimate claim and this game would be totally lame. Neither France or me could stop it and we would all be in the shit

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Italy
GOD (384 D)
Drawn. Bet: 30 D, won: 53 D
10 supply-centers, 10 units
England
dannysparkes (567 D)
Drawn. Bet: 30 D, won: 53 D
9 supply-centers, 9 units
Austria
tvrocks (388 D)
Drawn. Bet: 30 D, won: 53 D
8 supply-centers, 8 units
France
ishirkmywork (1349 D)
Drawn. Bet: 30 D, won: 53 D
7 supply-centers, 7 units
Russia
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Germany
brainbomb (474 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Turkey
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
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