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Finished: 10 PM Wed 30 Mar 16 UTC
Private Rhyme Time
2 days /phase (slow)
Pot: 210 D - Spring, 1907, Finished
Draw-Size Scoring
Game drawn
11 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1904: Yo Great Britain What's your prob?
While I'm spittin You're just sittin
'round and shittin Your pink underwear
In a few years you're dead I swear
bet you got your whack rhymes in that shop
Everybody reading your "rhymes" is like "stop"

While I am the pimp Giving out blanko cheques
Your diplom style's limp I'll visit London shootin Tec's
My word is lex, yours are but lies, Stop talking to me son,
England gon be all in flies when I've shown who's no. ONE
13 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1904: Hello great kingdoms,, directly to my west,
You don't have much room to bargain, God's building a nest.
He has the position, which you do not
As such go for the 4-way, throw in your lot
With us of the east, it's your only shot.
13 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1904: austria you short sighted, silly rube
italy's nest is made with your pubes
13 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1905: If you were to look again, you would definitely see
That you're not the one winning, you will not succeed
You're kidding yourself, if you think this is not true
start playing well, donMt act like a noob.

I just want a 4-way, I'd be scared I. Not
someone could get to big, it would mess up the BOP.
13 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1905: If you were to look again, you would definitely see
That you're not the one winning, you will not succeed
You're kidding yourself, if you think this is not true
start playing well, donMt act like a noob.

I just want a 4-way, I'd be scared I. Not
someone could get to big, it would mess up the BOP.
14 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1905: You will not eliminate me!
I have one center, yet the power of twenty-three!
If you allow God to take me, he'll also take thee!
19 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Ugh
19 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: This is almost the time, soon you will see
To conclude with a draw, we only have 1 enemy.
19 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: So I'm going to survive?
19 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: That's not what I said, and what's with the prose?
You will be destroyed, go back to your hoes.
19 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Yeaaa straight up its ya ghost brizzybomb
you heard me in the grave getting brain from your mom
I bet ya thought i'd die and disappear quietly
but instead like lead
im fucking up your head
I got a defeat strikethru in my name thats right
byrons nibbling on my dick and he decided to bite
dannysparks still alive for some unknown reason
its 1905 bitch stop bouncing every season

God is still worshipping the devil in the south got some ugly complimentary alliance with the krauts and ish is just the ish, losing faster than a drive thru
he couldnt gain a center if con was empty times 2.

france is still tiny and they fucking up the program
sitting round the dinner table drinkin eating rum ham
playing like the garbage pail, playing like an epic fail
retreats to marsailles this guy is trash
his whole defense of king and country is transvaginal mash
26 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1906: Ok now that the Turk is dead it was a good play let's agree a 4 way??
27 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1906: The only prob is out of the way
So let's end it soon, stop the play.
28 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1906: sure thing i'll draw too
once turkey is gone and
turned to poo
28 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1906: pussies
28 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1906: Anyone else hear a voice from the dead?
The winners can do whatever they want
29 Mar 16 UTC my rhyming muscles are spent
since i gave up verse for lent
i'm ready to draw
well before the fall
pardon my phrases unkempt
29 Mar 16 UTC the time to end this is nigh on hand
god, it's all on you. help this game disband.
30 Mar 16 UTC Or is Italy preparing to solo. He has position to do that and that would be a sad end. Sorry guys tired of rhymes.
30 Mar 16 UTC To me it is a legitimate claim and this game would be totally lame. Neither France or me could stop it and we would all be in the shit
Italy
GOD (384 D)
Drawn. Bet: 30 D, won: 53 D
10 supply-centers, 10 units
England
dannysparkes (567 D)
Drawn. Bet: 30 D, won: 53 D
9 supply-centers, 9 units
Austria
tvrocks (388 D)
Drawn. Bet: 30 D, won: 53 D
8 supply-centers, 8 units
France
ishirkmywork (1349 D)
Drawn. Bet: 30 D, won: 53 D
7 supply-centers, 7 units
Russia
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Germany
brainbomb (469 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Turkey
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
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