Finished: 09 AM Sun 24 Aug 14 UTC
Private lightning round - anon
1 day /phase
Pot: 70 D - Spring, 1913, Finished
Classic, Public messaging only, Anonymous players, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
19 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1905: I deleted it 3 times
19 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1905: Don't refresh. That's what's doing it.
19 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1905: ...
OH THE HUMANITIES
19 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1905: It's OK Dan, it'll all be over soon...
20 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: Yo fuckface I dont care about your tour build an arky you narp
20 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: Takes you 10 seconds you Neanderthal
20 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: You inbread banana slug your slower then a turtle in hear
20 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: I have no clue what the fuck you're saying. I get that it's angry talk, but beyond that, it makes no sense.
20 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: you NEWB jas!
20 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: Now, now. We don't tolerate that kind of language in here, young man.
20 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: YA GOT MANGE IN YOUR PUSSY
20 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: That's better. We're civilized folk in these parts.
20 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: easyRumany.. stop tongue punching eachother's fartboxes
20 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: easyRumany.. stop tongue punching eachother's fartboxes
20 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: We've spoken about the refresh.
20 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: Shove it up your asssssss
20 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: LOL
20 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: YOU DONE
20 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: SON
20 Aug 14 UTC Spring, 1907: Something about tasting lightning ?
21 Aug 14 UTC Spring, 1907: Rumany ready that shit
21 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1907: Let's go Mussolini. "Ready that shit".
21 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1907: Woww I looked away from a minute and France disappeared.
21 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1907: Such is life.
21 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1907: Houdini shit I tell you
21 Aug 14 UTC Spring, 1908: SUP
21 Aug 14 UTC Spring, 1908: ready bitches
21 Aug 14 UTC Spring, 1908: bring the cabbage and boiled pork stank!!
21 Aug 14 UTC Spring, 1908: I thought we weren't allowed to talk about your mother?
21 Aug 14 UTC Spring, 1908: yo quit nibbling on jaz's cock for dinner and make a move!!
21 Aug 14 UTC Spring, 1908: yo quit nibbling on jaz's cock for dinner and make a move!!
21 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1908: French Iceland would like to report it's neutrality to the current hostilities.
22 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1908: Duly noted.
22 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1908: Iceland will forever live in peace. So swears the Mighty Tzar.
22 Aug 14 UTC Spring, 1909: FRANCE. To survive, you must AGREE TO THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS (here on this board).

1. You will suck the German cock (once every day before the clock strikes noon).
2. You will take the German cock inside your anousse (once every day before the clock strikes noon).
3. You will immediately give up your Man card.
4. Every day, before sundown, you will thank the German overlords for this day's veiny cock.

Accept these terms and survive.
22 Aug 14 UTC Spring, 1909: RUSSIA'S GOT MY BACK, GO SUCK A TAILPIPE !
22 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1909: Russia can't do shit now. Russia's word is shit.
22 Aug 14 UTC Spring, 1910: GERMAN EFFICIENCY
22 Aug 14 UTC Spring, 1910: Clearly Russia's word might not be as shit as once thought.
22 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1911: We shall caress Clyde/Iceland.
22 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1911: If Italy fists himself before the Germans and Russians on video, we will declare a draw.
22 Aug 14 UTC Spring, 1912: go f*** yourselves and G's Momma
22 Aug 14 UTC Spring, 1912: go f*** yourselves and G's Momma
22 Aug 14 UTC Spring, 1912: Russia is quite the gay homo faygor indeed.

Germany's terms: You will be "ruler" of Italy, but only in title. The Rumany empire will dictate all your federal legislatures and will be quick to depose of you should you prove to be a burden.

Accept or die.
22 Aug 14 UTC Spring, 1912: please just press "ready" you catfuckers
22 Aug 14 UTC Spring, 1912: please just press "ready" you catfuckers
22 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1912: It's not gay if it's a show of dominance. There's no sexual desire to see the little puny Italian do any of that.
22 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1912: didn't say it was gay in this chat at all
22 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 1912: didn't say it was gay in this chat at all
22 Aug 14 UTC There is still some Blue on the MAP - FRENCH VICTORY

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Germany
ass_monkey (0 D X)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 35 D
17 supply-centers, 16 units
Russia
gplum25 (128 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 35 D
17 supply-centers, 17 units
England
Prophet (196 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
France
Magusa (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Italy
Bagolf_melk (113 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Austria
Malaxeur (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Turkey
Not Sure (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
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