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Finished: 12 AM Sun 14 Feb 10 UTC
We're all communist in Russia, obviously.
3 days /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1913, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by LanGaidin (1509 D)
13 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: Oh, well, you know what? I'll just try to force those off the board who used my mercy to their advantage, namely Austria and Russia. I don't give a damn what happens after that.
13 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: I'm not so sure Russia would agree w/ how merciful the game has progressed.
13 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: Fight! Fight! Fight!
13 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: Russia is still alive!?
13 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: Yes (just).
14 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: -gasp-
14 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: I rather think he's a zombie.
14 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: A zombie Kzin? Now that really would be troublesome. You scream and you leap, then you rip their spines out with a single swipe of your claws and eat their braaaaiiiiinnnnssssss!
14 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: DELICIOUS
14 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: This is a delicious (brain) cake. You must eat it.
14 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: Seeing as I was a zombie for halloween, I believe I'm quite a fan of brains.
Mmmmyes. Delicious.
14 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: I'm sure you don't mind the capsules of zombie Candirus which I've inserted randomly into the cake. Though I'm unsure if zombie Candirus can actually survive when they're experiencing 200 bars of pressure...
14 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: Wait, no... That cake is a lie!
15 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: MY GOLLY
15 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: Gosh, gee-willakers!
15 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: Goodness gracious me!
15 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: sigh... and life was looking so good... I'll never trust a grumbledook, grand or otherwise, again!
16 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: Oh, come on, why don't you trust an 'ol Turkey and do some stupid moves to help him? He feels like a punching bag. (At least in the stomach. My coffee currently tastes like goat piss.)
16 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: France is hurting my feelings. Grumbledooks have self esteem issues too, you know.
16 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: My job must buy the Goat Piss blend of coffee as well... : p
22 Nov 09 UTC Spring, 1905: I trust grand grumbledooks only.
11 Dec 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: This game is a messy, messy baby.
13 Dec 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: Indeed. If I wouldn't have revelled too much in my idea of using an almost defeated Austria for big effect, the Eastern parts would at least look a little bit more ordered. But, alas, I fell to my mental masturbation and got kicked in the 'nads for it.
13 Dec 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: I, for one, never liked the idea of an almost defeated Austria:)
13 Dec 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: At least in this particular game.
13 Dec 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: Not only that, but the english isle looks like russia! Foreign invaders everywhere!
13 Dec 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: At least you only have one invader ... Russia got 4 different ones.
13 Dec 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: But he looks like ice cream now!
14 Dec 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: The Balkans and Russia do look a bit like sherbert now, don't they?
14 Dec 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: Well, the austrians are messing up the color scheme, but it's supposed to look like Neapolitian.
14 Dec 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: If the Russians were white like the board game, it *would* be Neapolitan.
14 Dec 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: Well, turkey could take Sev, and almost fix it.
14 Dec 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: I doubt I'm currently able to get Sev without offing the poor Russia.
14 Dec 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: Nah, he's still in Kiel.
14 Dec 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: Accepted. But I like his company down here!
14 Dec 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: Hm...
13 Jan 10 UTC Spring, 1910: Ok, this is weird. Constantinople is a bit lonely now.
13 Jan 10 UTC Spring, 1910: send in bulgaria and sevastopol to keep them company?
03 Feb 10 UTC Autumn, 1912: Well, that's the worst-case scenario.
03 Feb 10 UTC Autumn, 1912: :)

I'm glad to see you guys working together though.... bastards:P
03 Feb 10 UTC Autumn, 1912: I'm still annoyed that russia is still alive.
03 Feb 10 UTC Autumn, 1912: I'm annoyed that I'm not in Burgundy; wish I would have gone for Ruhr instead:(
04 Feb 10 UTC Autumn, 1912: I'm annoyed that I'm not ruling over all of you. Stop fighting me and just submit, barbarians! I bring you laws and aqueducts.
04 Feb 10 UTC Autumn, 1912: I'm annoyed that I'm not ruling over all of you. Stop fighting me and just submit, barbarians! I bring you laws and aqueducts.
04 Feb 10 UTC Autumn, 1912: I'm *still* annoyed that England is *still* alive - but at least the oppressed peoples of Liverpool will soon be breathing the clean air of freedom. ;-)
04 Feb 10 UTC Autumn, 1912: lol Speaker
05 Feb 10 UTC Autumn, 1912: well gents it looks like you're all having an awesome game here! lol

Looks like the Italy England combo that killed me is still kicking hard
05 Feb 10 UTC Autumn, 1912: Sorry I couldn't come to your aid earlier mon ami; but Italy was a necessary/solid ally to me in the south.
07 Feb 10 UTC Spring, 1913: Oh - Hi France!
13 Feb 10 UTC good game everyone.

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Austria
LanGaidin (1509 D)
Won. Bet: 5 D, won: 35 D
18 supply-centers, 16 units
Italy
grumbledook (549 D (S))
Survived. Bet: 5 D
8 supply-centers, 10 units
England
Onar (116 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
6 supply-centers, 5 units
Germany
473x4ndr4 (108 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
2 supply-centers, 2 units
Russia
Survived. Bet: 5 D
0 supply-centers, 1 units
Turkey
nehcxon (371 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
France
MoridinUK (342 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
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