Diplomacy is awesome. - webDiplomacy

gplum25, Malaxeur, Calsial, Magusa, Not Sure, ass_monkey, Prophet

11 Aug 14 UTC	Spring, 1906: You mean the ones you didn't mercilessly slaughter on your first visit to Vienna.
12 Aug 14 UTC	Spring, 1906: :O
14 Aug 14 UTC	Spring, 1906: Oh snap, ya'll!
14 Aug 14 UTC	Spring, 1906: No.
22 Sep 14 UTC	Spring, 1906: And we are back!
25 Sep 14 UTC	Spring, 1906: No.
27 Sep 14 UTC	Spring, 1906: Yes.
27 Sep 14 UTC	Spring, 1906: Better get on it folks.
28 Sep 14 UTC	Spring, 1906: Now, I don't want to point fingers, but I think we all know who this round's fuck up was.
28 Sep 14 UTC	Spring, 1906: jesus
03 Oct 14 UTC	Autumn, 1906: Can we start yelling at Russia yet for being slow as fuck?
04 Oct 14 UTC	Autumn, 1906: Now we wait on England
04 Oct 14 UTC	Spring, 1907: Oh no! The wait was too much! Those couple hours were interminable!
04 Oct 14 UTC	Spring, 1907: Oh no! The wait was too much! Those couple hours were interminable!
06 Oct 14 UTC	Spring, 1907: BY THE WAY, I'd like to point out that under the regime of Furher Magusa, Germany proper lasted all but some 30 odd years. "The formal unification of Germany into a politically and administratively integrated nation state officially occurred on 18 January 1871 at the Versailles Palace's Hall of Mirrors in France."
06 Oct 14 UTC	Autumn, 1907: So safe to say this should be a checkmate for me?
07 Oct 14 UTC	Autumn, 1907: Nope, they'll just box you in and won't let you play with the other kids. You can probably keep Rome if you ask nicely.
07 Oct 14 UTC	Autumn, 1907: Do I see the tears of Qs?
08 Oct 14 UTC	Autumn, 1907: Do I see pants shitting fear of the English in your pathetic attempt at mockery?
08 Oct 14 UTC	Autumn, 1907: Do I see a cuntingly useless Russian monarch unable to give his troops any orders?
08 Oct 14 UTC	Autumn, 1907: Huh, I see that too, now that you mention it.
11 Oct 14 UTC	Spring, 1908: EVERYTHING IS AWESOMEEEEE
14 Oct 14 UTC	Spring, 1908: EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU'RE PART OF A TEAM.
15 Oct 14 UTC	Spring, 1908: EXCEPT WHEN THE TEAM DECIDES TO FIGHT OVER VENICE
15 Oct 14 UTC	Spring, 1908: Have you tried coming to a mutually beneficial solution? Perhaps England could be allowed to move into the area to help mend fences.
17 Oct 14 UTC	Spring, 1908: oh that sounds like a good idea
17 Oct 14 UTC	Spring, 1908: " EXCEPT WHEN THE TEAM DECIDES TO FIGHT OVER VENICE" I don't remember that part of the song...
21 Oct 14 UTC	Autumn, 1908: We should definitely go with helping England then. You first Josh!
22 Oct 14 UTC	Autumn, 1908: ok
22 Oct 14 UTC	Autumn, 1908: Thanks!, I'll be going though Munich!
23 Oct 14 UTC	Autumn, 1908: Cool RUSSIA MAKE YOUR MOVE
23 Oct 14 UTC	Autumn, 1908: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDPc4PkgU6E
23 Oct 14 UTC	Autumn, 1908: Come on Sylv, still nothing?
25 Oct 14 UTC	Spring, 1909: Why wasn't Munich vacated?
25 Oct 14 UTC	Spring, 1909: why wasn't your MOM vacated?
25 Oct 14 UTC	Spring, 1909: She was vacated. She vacated on Sylv's chest.
29 Oct 14 UTC	Autumn, 1909: A pile on shit on top of a pile of shit. No one can tell the difference.
05 Nov 14 UTC	Autumn, 1911: I want to thank France for fucking this up for both of us.
05 Nov 14 UTC	Autumn, 1911: I also offer terms of Surrender to Russia, this is your last chance to die like a man before I utterly destroy you. Retreat into the motherland and I won't obliterate you.
05 Nov 14 UTC	Autumn, 1911: I achieved everything I wanted out of this game, the end was just the bonus round.
06 Nov 14 UTC	Autumn, 1911: You're a fool! We could have been Kings among men!
08 Nov 14 UTC	Autumn, 1911: Not after my first turn
17 Nov 14 UTC	Autumn, 1912: Why is this taking so long? It's a done deal. Finish it already.
17 Nov 14 UTC	Autumn, 1912: Waiting on you, shit heel.
18 Nov 14 UTC	Autumn, 1912: For all of an hour. How terrible for you. I can't imagine the anguish.
18 Nov 14 UTC	Autumn, 1912: Waiting on you now asshat.
18 Nov 14 UTC	Autumn, 1912: OH LOL, SRRY. HAD TO BLT A ARMY LOL
18 Nov 14 UTC	Autumn, 1912: Hmm, I don't speak prepubescent girly texting, maybe you can try again in a grown up language.
19 Nov 14 UTC	Spring, 1913: THE MAP IS LOOKING MIGHTY PURPLE THESE DAYS
21 Nov 14 UTC	DONE SON.