Spring, 1903: I ain't scared of that. Real or whatever.... | |
Spring, 1903: So I been watching WWII stuff all day. Anybody else really HATE the japanese for a few days after watching old war footage? | |
Spring, 1903: Funny....Earlier today I was watching stuff on bears and now I want to go into the woods and kick some bears ass. | |
Spring, 1903: You know, we could knock out two birds one stone. We'll git us some matchlocks and shoot us a panda at the zoo. Japanese, Bear, what else you want? | |
Spring, 1903: Panda...? Japanese...? | |
Spring, 1903: I'll have you know I lived in Japan for 12 years as a kid. I know all about Pandas. As a side note, Panda Express is terrible. | |
Spring, 1903: You're Lame!!! | |
Spring, 1903: G.I. Joe was silly. | |
Spring, 1903: These turns are taking too long. Are we playing dragassplomacy? | |
Autumn, 1903: NKVD update: Russian Wife refuse make Russian Husband breakfast! | |
Autumn, 1903: Execute her! | |
Autumn, 1903: last night I had a dream about fighting a buck tooth, slant eyed bear. I kicked its ass, but it bit my hand severely. | |
Autumn, 1904: Italy is a cocksuck! | |
Autumn, 1904: 'If there is a Hell, Rome is built on top of it." --German saying |
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Autumn, 1904: "Rome reminds me of a man who lives by exhibiting to travellers his grandmother's corpse." --James Joyce |
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Autumn, 1904: "Italy is a paradise for horses and hell for women." --German saying |
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Autumn, 1904: "Italian devotion and German fasting have no meaning." --Danish saying |
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Autumn, 1904: "To cook an egg, to make a bed for a dog, and to teach an Italian to do anything are three hard things". --German saying |
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Autumn, 1904: "An ass in Germany is a professor in Rome". --German saying |
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Autumn, 1904: Am I supposed to not like the Italians then? lol | |
Autumn, 1904: No, you are supposed to not listen to the half Germans and their whiny drivel. Even the French are more Germanic than the Austrians. | |
Autumn, 1904: The Tzar resents the term 'half german', the Austrians are a Pan-Slavic peoples! | |
Autumn, 1904: Actually the Austro-Hungarians are a Germanic and Turkic/Finno-Ugrian. Savage Russians, trying to involve themselves in scholarly matters when they can barely read. | |
Autumn, 1904: The English are revisionist people thru and thru! Surely the world should not suffer such a stain! | |
Autumn, 1904: Pan-Slavic peoples, shut mind to Anglican propaganda. Attempting to tear like paper Austrian empire is cause for war! | |
Autumn, 1904: So you are saying your ally is "like paper?" Interesting, but ultimately untrue unless they are like the weak Russians. Of course paper often conquers the illiterate. | |
Autumn, 1904: To the pain sir. | |
Autumn, 1904: We are make soup of your bones! | |
Spring, 1905: I have something you can make soup out of, it just might take me a while to pass it. | |
Spring, 1905: Hah, In Motherland, Poop is pass you! English dog! | |
Autumn, 1905: We're in draw turf...not good. | |
Autumn, 1905: Not yet, you guys should get Con and we are getting LVP this turn. | |
Autumn, 1905: Hey Eastern Alliance, could you put some move in sometime soon? | |
Autumn, 1905: Bah, calm down. Just got home. | |
Autumn, 1905: Sorry, messing with you guys is too much fun. | |
Autumn, 1906: So when can we expect a surrender from the Eastern Alliance? | |
Autumn, 1906: NKVD update: Russian Vodka shipments halted to Austrian Sailors! | |
Autumn, 1906: In Russia ally crush you. | |
Autumn, 1906: I'm melting! | |
Autumn, 1907: The devil you can ban with the cross, but a Russian you can never get rid of. --Ukrainian saying |
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Autumn, 1907: "A nation of sheep. Angry sheep, but nevertheless sheep, and in sheep's clothing. " --James Kirkup |
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Autumn, 1907: "How can you tell a Russian? Go to sleep and he will rob you." Ukrainian saying |
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Autumn, 1907: "A Russian is as sly as four Jews. " Ukrainian saying |
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Autumn, 1907: HAhah | |
Autumn, 1907: Thats some good shit. "As sly as four jews". | |
Autumn, 1907: OHHH THE HUMANITY!!! | |
Autumn, 1907: All of Europe will be speaking English soon. Very nice. | |
Autumn, 1907: At the very least, It'll be in really silly accents. REAL silly. | |
Autumn, 1908: Pussy face! | |
Good game everyone |
England |
angstpuppet
(1035
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Won. Bet: 100
![]() ![]() 18 supply-centers, 14 units | |||
Germany |
galahad911
(331
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Survived. Bet: 100
![]() ![]() 9 supply-centers, 7 units | |||
Austria |
jagavahn
(100
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Survived. Bet: 100
![]() ![]() 4 supply-centers, 6 units | |||
Russia |
Karkand
(2167
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Survived. Bet: 100
![]() ![]() 3 supply-centers, 3 units | |||
Italy |
TheRyan
(126
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Resigned. Bet: 100
![]() 0 supply-centers, 2 units | |||
France |
Deviant
(100
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Defeated. Bet: 100
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Turkey |
sasori
(100
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Defeated. Bet: 100
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TheRyan (126 ![]() | Italy (Autumn, 1909) with 0 centres. |