Rhubarb IX - webDiplomacy

angstpuppet, Deviant, TheRyan, galahad911, jagavahn, sasori, Karkand

10 Aug 09 UTC	Spring, 1903: I ain't scared of that. Real or whatever....
10 Aug 09 UTC	Spring, 1903: So I been watching WWII stuff all day. Anybody else really HATE the japanese for a few days after watching old war footage?
10 Aug 09 UTC	Spring, 1903: Funny....Earlier today I was watching stuff on bears and now I want to go into the woods and kick some bears ass.
10 Aug 09 UTC	Spring, 1903: You know, we could knock out two birds one stone. We'll git us some matchlocks and shoot us a panda at the zoo. Japanese, Bear, what else you want?
10 Aug 09 UTC	Spring, 1903: Panda...? Japanese...?
10 Aug 09 UTC	Spring, 1903: I'll have you know I lived in Japan for 12 years as a kid. I know all about Pandas. As a side note, Panda Express is terrible.
10 Aug 09 UTC	Spring, 1903: You're Lame!!!
10 Aug 09 UTC	Spring, 1903: G.I. Joe was silly.
10 Aug 09 UTC	Spring, 1903: These turns are taking too long. Are we playing dragassplomacy?
10 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1903: NKVD update: Russian Wife refuse make Russian Husband breakfast!
10 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1903: Execute her!
10 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1903: last night I had a dream about fighting a buck tooth, slant eyed bear. I kicked its ass, but it bit my hand severely.
13 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Italy is a cocksuck!
13 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1904: 'If there is a Hell, Rome is built on top of it." --German saying
13 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1904: "Rome reminds me of a man who lives by exhibiting to travellers his grandmother's corpse." --James Joyce
13 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1904: "Italy is a paradise for horses and hell for women." --German saying
13 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1904: "Italian devotion and German fasting have no meaning." --Danish saying
13 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1904: "To cook an egg, to make a bed for a dog, and to teach an Italian to do anything are three hard things". --German saying
13 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1904: "An ass in Germany is a professor in Rome". --German saying
13 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Am I supposed to not like the Italians then? lol
13 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1904: No, you are supposed to not listen to the half Germans and their whiny drivel. Even the French are more Germanic than the Austrians.
14 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1904: The Tzar resents the term 'half german', the Austrians are a Pan-Slavic peoples!
14 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Actually the Austro-Hungarians are a Germanic and Turkic/Finno-Ugrian. Savage Russians, trying to involve themselves in scholarly matters when they can barely read.
14 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1904: The English are revisionist people thru and thru! Surely the world should not suffer such a stain!
14 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Pan-Slavic peoples, shut mind to Anglican propaganda. Attempting to tear like paper Austrian empire is cause for war!
14 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1904: So you are saying your ally is "like paper?" Interesting, but ultimately untrue unless they are like the weak Russians. Of course paper often conquers the illiterate.
14 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1904: To the pain sir.
14 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1904: We are make soup of your bones!
15 Aug 09 UTC	Spring, 1905: I have something you can make soup out of, it just might take me a while to pass it.
15 Aug 09 UTC	Spring, 1905: Hah, In Motherland, Poop is pass you! English dog!
15 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1905: We're in draw turf...not good.
15 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1905: Not yet, you guys should get Con and we are getting LVP this turn.
15 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1905: Hey Eastern Alliance, could you put some move in sometime soon?
16 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1905: Bah, calm down. Just got home.
16 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1905: Sorry, messing with you guys is too much fun.
17 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1906: So when can we expect a surrender from the Eastern Alliance?
17 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1906: NKVD update: Russian Vodka shipments halted to Austrian Sailors!
18 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1906: In Russia ally crush you.
18 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1906: I'm melting!
20 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1907: The devil you can ban with the cross, but a Russian you can never get rid of. --Ukrainian saying
20 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1907: "A nation of sheep. Angry sheep, but nevertheless sheep, and in sheep's clothing. " --James Kirkup
20 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1907: "How can you tell a Russian? Go to sleep and he will rob you." Ukrainian saying
20 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1907: "A Russian is as sly as four Jews. " Ukrainian saying
20 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1907: HAhah
20 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1907: Thats some good shit. "As sly as four jews".
20 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1907: OHHH THE HUMANITY!!!
20 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1907: All of Europe will be speaking English soon. Very nice.
20 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1907: At the very least, It'll be in really silly accents. REAL silly.
21 Aug 09 UTC	Autumn, 1908: Pussy face!
27 Aug 09 UTC	Good game everyone