Finished: 03 PM Sun 05 May 13 UTC
Private Swag on my yolo
1 day /phase
Pot: 70 D - Autumn, 1910, Finished
Classic, Public messaging only, Anonymous players, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by nietz11 (100 D)
09 Apr 13 UTC Spring, 1901: Bitches be crazy
09 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: France, friends?
09 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: Looks like somebody was lying about a Black Sea DMZ and alliance.
09 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: No France, be friends with me.
09 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: And me!
09 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: Alrighty then! Austria, would you like an ally against turkey?
09 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: That would be advantageous for the both of us.
09 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: russia if you plan to attack the moon you are my greatest enemy because the moon is my greatest export of cheeze
09 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: Hmm... I'll take the dark side of the moon. From there I plan on going to mars, so you can have it back when I'm on mars.
09 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: Sounds like a deal.
09 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: England, would you like an ally against Germany?
09 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: I will agree to an alliance against Germany under the condition I get Norway. You may have Sweden.
10 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: Deal.
10 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: Germany ain't bitch slapped no bitch. Stay out my way.
10 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: Da fuq?
10 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: Italy, We be homies. Come help a brother out. For real.
10 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: I'll do my best brotha.
10 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: *I'll-a do-a my-a best-a brotha.
11 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1902: Russia, I need you to cut his support from the Black Sea. You do that, and we partition Turkey.
11 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1902: France, I would like to recommit my alliance to you. The fleet in the North Atlantic has no intention of moving south. Can I trust your fleet in the Mid-Atlantic?
11 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1902: Russia, you bein raped.
11 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1902: Fuck you
11 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1902: Stop being a little bitch.
11 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1902: Fuck you
11 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1902: What's goin on?
11 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1902: The black alliance be bitch slapping all yo asses at this mother fucking fo realz game. Suck on my giant black dong.
11 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1902: The black alliance be bitch slapping all yo asses at this mother fucking fo realz game. Suck on my giant black dong.
12 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1902: Yo Turkey. Get yo Booty up and throw yo gay down. I'm about to expand some holes up in here.
12 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1902: *Game
12 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1902: Fair enough, France.
12 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1902: Gemany, is their any chance you would allow me Belgium?
12 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1902: Also Italy i am feeling a littled threatened by your fleets, i would like to have an allience, and i think to do this we should make the Gulf of Lyons, Pidmont, and Western Med a DMZ
12 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1902: I'm going to need either Portugal or Spain in order to have an alliance with you.
12 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1902: No dawg. Belgium be mine. Don't go talking that shit to me son. Jive to my hand.
12 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1902: Yo England. Let me help you out with mother fucking Russia. Be a bro and support my black ass in Belgium to make it an African nation. This black motherfucker bad ass pimp will support you into Sweden and will give you a ho discount. Just bring me back a Swedish bitch, honky.
12 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1902: And Turkey, gobble gobble up Russia's asshole and meet up wif me and England. I promise you a white bitch
12 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1902: What the actual fuck.
12 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1902: My thoughs exactly.
12 Apr 13 UTC Spring, 1903: England if you would like i could support you into Belgium.
12 Apr 13 UTC Spring, 1903: No one likes you France. Just stop.
12 Apr 13 UTC Spring, 1903: Well... Historically speaking... Russia liked France. Nobody really likes te Italians though. They're like the Dan Lee of Europe. Dan, care to comment?
12 Apr 13 UTC Spring, 1903: Viva Italia!
13 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1903: I surrender. I will enjoy watching you fight over my territories.
13 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1903: All holds.
13 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1903: Oh. France, your retreat was dumb. Italy might not hold Spain, but it will get Portugal. England, please destroy Germany.
13 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1903: France, can you support hold my unit in Belgium?
13 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1903: Actually nevermind I'm on drugs.
13 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1903: Support if you can.
24 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1906: The sun never sets on the British Empire.
24 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1906: I didn't realize that te sun only rose on Russia and sets on the Atlantic...

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Italy
nietz11 (100 D)
Won. Bet: 10 D, won: 38 D
18 supply-centers, 13 units
Austria
Endgame49 (104 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: 27 D
13 supply-centers, 12 units
England
smartgeronimo (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: 7 D
3 supply-centers, 5 units
France
Gult (122 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Germany
DanDaMan0516 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Turkey
Jakbob6 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Russia
joejoecc (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Civil Disorders
DanDaMan0516 (100 D)Germany (Spring, 1904) with 4 centres.
Gult (122 D)France (Autumn, 1905) with 0 centres.
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