Finished: 06 PM Thu 25 Jun 09 UTC
Attack of the Clowns
2 days, 7 hours /phase
Pot: 100 D - Autumn, 1913, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by Ursa (1274 D)
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: Afraid to lose?
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: do i look like i should be...?
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: Just a bit of fun here - why vote for a draw?
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: I am anti-draw... Afte all that fuss for a pause, I can't believe you don't want to ply this one out.
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: Well.... I just for a moment had the slightest hope for humanity.... and thought that we could rise above beating one another senseless....
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: maybe even break the hypocrisy.... that forms the duality of man..... but as I can see.... Lugis and Xerxes.... want to hold on to their antiquity.... then so be it....
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: come and get me bastards!!!!!! BWA HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: Now perish, mortal.
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: I voted for the pause lest it seem I 'have it in" for someone... I would rather play it out and hope to survive.
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: /pause
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: GameMaster: KaDargo has withdrawn his vote for a pause.
Voted: Ursa,DirtyClownLap Remaining: Sendler,DonXavier,Pimpernel,KaDargo.
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: I'm invisible!!!! Ask the Russians, Italians, or Turks....
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: /pause
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: GameMaster: Ursa has withdrawn his vote for a pause.
Voted: DirtyClownLap Remaining: Ursa,Sendler,DonXavier,Pimpernel,KaDargo.
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: /pause
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: GameMaster: DirtyClownLap has withdrawn his vote for a pause.
Voted: Remaining: Ursa,Sendler,DonXavier,Pimpernel,DirtyClownLap,KaDargo.
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: i don't care whether we draw or not... i just like to type the commands...
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: same here... I personally like self abuse....
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: and since Turks are quite fond of back door entrances.... it does me no good to draw this out....
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: I mean even Lawrence of Arabia knew all about Turkish uses of back doors..... poor soul....
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: I mean hell.... its a shitty job.... but by all means.... whatever gets ya off.... I mean I'm not judgemental or anything...
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: That works out, but feel free to judge.

I have no shame.

It turns out that shame is water soluble :P
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: well trust me.... I won't be holding anything back....
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: you see.... I have no shame either.... ;)
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: believe it or not.... this has been one of the more fun games I've played..... diplomatically speaking of course.... I do feel a bit violated however in the physical sense....
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: I must say I enjoy myself too. Butt if I were Russia, I think I would feel a little different.
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: Hey.... I helped Russia....
10 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1908: it was the biggest mistake I made in this whole game....
18 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1909: Suddenly it's taking pimpernel so very long to finalize... He's logging in, so he must be thinking awful hard...

Your allies are locking in. Your enemies are locking in theirs as well... If you need help, not saying you do, there are plenty of people here who will lend a hand with the clicky-clicky advice.
18 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1909: well if you would like a quicker paced game.... perhaps you should have tried something other than 72 hour phases my dear chap....
18 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1909: It's not that I wanted a faster game -- just wanted to make sure you were feeling OK.
19 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1909: I feel like a champ.... Win or lose.... no one came close to having as much fight in them this game as yours truly....
19 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1909: So what's holding you up there Xerxes the Squirt?
19 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1909: The godking Xerxes moves in his own time :)
24 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1910: yawnnnn..... hopefully Xerxes doesn't suffer from the same impotence with the ladies as he's suffered with me..... c'mon man.... get on with it.... get me off here....
24 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1910: I really am beginning to feel like one of those whores who just lays there and wonders will it ever end..... just come.... finish me....
24 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1910: IMPOTENCE!!!!!
24 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1910: Unless of course Xerxes doesn't not suffer with ladies.....
24 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1910: Perhaps Xerxes shares anatomical structure with ladies..... when 4 nations can't defeat two.... I must wonder....
24 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1910: I'm drawing a line in the sand..... my side is for men.... yes glory cock martyr seekers.... all else are seething yeast infected cock canals against us!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA!!!! COME AND GET ME BASTARDS!!!!!!!!
27 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1910: Ooopsie-doodle.
28 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1910: :)
12 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1912: It looks like Germany left the game -- Did they take the feature out where if you miss two consecutive turns that you CD?
13 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1912: So ... the previous Austria. Prick, huh?
13 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1912: I promise more polite Austrian press from now on.
15 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1912: Hey pootercannon! I fear it'll be hard to survive this one...
16 Aug 09 UTC Autumn, 1912: No biggie. It was more of an accident than anything in my joining. At least I won't be swearing. Much.
18 Aug 09 UTC Autumn, 1912: Germany and Austria, could you guys please finalize your orders so we don't have to wait a week or so?
25 Aug 09 UTC I just finalized "hold" for all my units... This game lasted WAY too long :)

Thanks
25 Aug 09 UTC Ow shit, I'm sorry! I didn't read this and thought you were going for Rome. Sorry about sneaking into Berlin. I'm glad it's over too, shouldn't have been much longer.

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France
Ursa (1274 D)
Won. Bet: 10 D, won: D
19 supply-centers, 16 units
Turkey
DirtyClownLap (894 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: D
15 supply-centers, 15 units
Germany
DonXavier (1341 D)
Defeated. Bet: 15 D
Italy
Sendler (418 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Russia
KaDargo (412 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Austria
pootercannon (326 D)
Defeated. Bet: 3 D
England
espera (217 D)
Defeated. Bet: 12 D
Civil Disorders
Pimpernel (115 D)Austria (Spring, 1912) with 0 centres.
DonXavier (1341 D)Germany (Spring, 1913) with 0 centres.
pootercannon (326 D)Austria (Autumn, 1912) with 0 centres.
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