Finished: 04 AM Sat 15 Dec 12 UTC
Anal Treasures
1 day, 12 hours /phase
Pot: 379 D - Spring, 1912, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
04 Nov 12 UTC Spring, 1901: Good luck everyone!
04 Nov 12 UTC Spring, 1901: Good luck all!
05 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: Looks like Turkey's not here. Do you guys want to play this one out?
05 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: GameMaster: Terry Lazarus was banned: multi. The time until the next phase has been extended by one phase length to give an opportunity to replace the player.
Remember to finalize your orders if you don't want to wait, so the game isn't held up unnecessarily!
06 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: I'm going to put up draw/cancel since Turkey's not here. Up to you guys if you want to put in the time to play this one out.
07 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: How about you go fuck yourself France. Is that okay?
07 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: Ouch. That's a bit strong
07 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: I'm on board with France to draw/cancel.
07 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: My, Italy, that's some hostility.

What do you guys think? Should we play this out? I'd rather decide now than later as what usually happens in games with a CD is that the game pointlessly goes on for 3-4 turns before draw/cancelling anyways.
07 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: My vote is to continue. Turkey needs a player, but it isn't in THAT bad of a position, so maybe we can get someone to pick them up? Do you post a message in the forums to do that? No one else has missed a turn.
07 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: That's fine. It's just good to know that the game will continue so we can all devote enough time to it. Hopefully someone will pick up Turkey.
07 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: Well Germany is basically dead so he and turkey can be thrown to the side. Kinda hard when you can't build
07 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: I'm still here yo.
07 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: I love how Russia thinks Turkey is still in a "good position"
07 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: Also, France, you can finalize your builds...
07 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: If I wait, it gives more time for someone to join as Turkey.
07 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: Looks like someone has joined. Welcome, young Turk!
09 Nov 12 UTC Spring, 1902: Today's top story in Italy:

Our government has received news of increased funding to France's navy and reports of two new ships in her arsenal. 'The only explanation is France plans on changing our way of life through the use of force and hostile tactics reports one unnamed official.

Party leaders don't seem too worried however. 'We have seen this desperate tactic before and it is similar to starting a land war in Asia. In a fitting twist, the only anal treasures France will find will be her own after England ravages her'

In the meantime, large quantities of German home brews and Russian vodka were consumed resulting in a large gang bang of Russian soldiers and German women. 'Our military just isn't strong enough. The Russian army was just given Berlin. So now we will just give ourselves to the strapping Russian lads. We prefer vodka anyways.' This was the overwhelming response of millions of German women who left their husbands and pathetic locals.


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09 Nov 12 UTC Spring, 1902: I didn't know we had a roving gang of Tom Brokaw's in this game.
11 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1902: Sorry for missing my turn everyone. I was away for the weekend. I hope I can continue my plans with each of you.
16 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1903: So I'm guessing we will just cancel this game?
16 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1903: Why >_<
16 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1903: I'm going to put up draw/cancel for this one. Too many leavers and inactive players to make even a successful outcome to this game seem deserving.
17 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1903: England, Turkey, *and* Russia. Wow
17 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1903: Ya, it's a very unfortunate game.
17 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1903: Let's just wait for them to be defeated or go CD and then three way draw.
17 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1903: I'd say it's better to include Germany in the draw. He's put in his moves consistently and will never be removed unless I help, something which won't happen while Italy keeps attacking me.
17 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1903: Actually, what I said is untruthful now that I look at the board some more. After a lot of turns Austria could come up through Scandinavia to remove Germany. This would take an awful lot of turns, though.
19 Nov 12 UTC Spring, 1904: GameMaster: Babar was banned: multi. The time until the next phase has been extended by one phase length to give an opportunity to replace the player.
Remember to finalize your orders if you don't want to wait, so the game isn't held up unnecessarily!
19 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: Well that's interesting...
19 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: Am I support holding Kiel? Question of the day, am I right France and Italy?
05 Dec 12 UTC Autumn, 1908: Thanks for sticking it out to the end, Turkey. I admire players like you. Others are much more prone to quit when they seem down on their luck and it tends to ruin the game for everyone else.
05 Dec 12 UTC Autumn, 1908: I don't see this game progressing past this point. I think we will have to do a threeway draw after Turkey disbands.
06 Dec 12 UTC Autumn, 1908: Ironic that once you posted that, Turkey went into Civil disorder.
06 Dec 12 UTC Autumn, 1908: A little haha. He stayed for the important part, at the least. I try to do the players in my games the courtesy of sticking it out to the end.
08 Dec 12 UTC Autumn, 1909: My holds are in for supporting Munich. If you want this game to go to a draw, Kiel supporting as well would do it. There would even be a possibility to take back a couple. I'm going to try to get some armies in the north but they really aren't necessary as no one can progress as long as the holds are in.

I really don't want Austria to get all 379 that is in this pot. After all, he just walked in halfway into this game.
08 Dec 12 UTC Autumn, 1909: Oops haha. That wasn't meant for global chat. Fortunately, at this point, it doesn't really matter.
08 Dec 12 UTC Autumn, 1909: I walked in half way to fill a spot that needed to be filled. To try and make this a full game...your welcome.
12 Dec 12 UTC ...Future News Bulletin: The year is 1971 and Austria has *still* not agreed to a draw.
13 Dec 12 UTC Good game gentlemen. I look forward to playing with you in the future.

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Austria
Drawn. Bet: 110 D, won: 126 D
16 supply-centers, 16 units
France
Drawn. Bet: 30 D, won: 126 D
15 supply-centers, 15 units
Germany
Drawn. Bet: 30 D, won: 126 D
3 supply-centers, 3 units
England
riordan3 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Italy
Clay Man (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 33 D
Turkey
kacper (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 26 D
Russia
Dikaiosyne (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Civil Disorders
MC10 (286 D)Turkey (Autumn, 1901) with 3 centres.
riordan3 (100 D)England (Spring, 1903) with 5 centres.
Dikaiosyne (100 D)Russia (Autumn, 1906) with 0 centres.
Clay Man (0 D X)Italy (Autumn, 1905) with 5 centres.
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