Finished: 09 AM Tue 13 Nov 12 UTC
The Great War-16
1 day /phase
Pot: 161 D - Autumn, 1909, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by ovinomanc3r (285 D)
09 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1901: good game, all.
12 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1902: play Italy is hard but without Russia... What the hell that am i supposed to do?
12 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1902: a friend says about games "someone is always the noob. if you don't find him, you are the noob". well i can't find the noob anywhere...
12 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1902: Extra extra!! Italy declares the war!!!!!
Yes, I (with deep voice and serious face) declare the war to... England? XD
Italy is so scary...
12 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1902: I think I know who the fool was. lol
12 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1902: The diplomacy with Italy:
IT: Hi, turkey!
TU: Hi.
IT: Are you thinking attack Austria or Russia?
TU: ...
IT: Oh, don't care about me. Do you want to help you?
TU: yep
IT: well, we could find an agreement. I take Viena, Trieste, Serbia and Greece and you...
TU: nop
IT: well, I cann take,Viena, Trieste and
TU: nop
IT: Can I take Trieste?
TU: nop
IT: but are we still friends?
TU: maybe
Italy crying in a corner with an empty bottle of limoncello.

"Italy talks with France" coming soon!
12 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1902: IT: France! how are you?
FR: DMZ on Pie!
IT: What? well i'm fine too. DMZ on Pie? Ok, no problem.
FR: As proof of our friendship i give you a present.
IT: Oh! "water of Avignon"!! Thank you. We could attack Germany together if you want.
FR: bye!
Italy crying in a corner with an empty bottle of french wine.
12 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1902: calling Russia... ring...ring...ring... click! "Sorry, Russia is not at home now, if you want to tell him something you can leave a message after the beep" BEEEEEEEEEP
Italy criying in a corner with an empty bottle of vodka
12 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1902: Any day in the EU council, Germany nears to Italy seriously.
GE: I hope that you thinks to do Lepanto.
IT: well, i wanna attack Austria
GE: i'll kill you!
IT: glup!
GE: Don't attack Austria!!
IT: Maybe we could talk about
GE: I'll kill you!!!!!
IT: okokokok. Have you ever seen Achmed the Dead terrorist?
GE: I'll kill you!!!
IT: nop, ok. well, Do you have some beers?
GE: take them but remember: I'll kill you!!!!
Italy crying in a corner with empty bottles of beer
12 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1902: IT Hi Austria, How are you?
AU Don't point me with this!
IT What?, well, i could say you the same
AU No! I am not pointing you with anything
IT ok, don't worry. We could defeat Turkey together.
AU. Ok, i like that. Lepanto?
IT. yes, Lepanto could be work
AU. But i need a proof of your loyalty.
IT of course
AU no missiles?
IT ok
AU no tanks?
IT right
AU no guns?
IT no bullets
AU, No knives?
IT is oxidized
AU no swords?
IT blunt. Do you want my razor blade too?
AU yes
IT What do you drink?
AU wine, sometimes beer
IT cheers?
AU i'm busy.
Italy crying in a corner with more wine.
12 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1902: I spoke with everyone. well, not all... England. What can i expect from a tea drinkers? Oh! yes! whisky!!!
IT hey England, Are you...
EN i have nothing to talk to you
Italy crying in a corner whithout whisky. Yes, it's means WAR!!!!
12 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1902: hehehe!
14 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1902: oh my god!! Spain is taken for cheese makers!! it shows that this is a game...
15 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1903: Conquer Russia! Kill their women and violate their horses!! that will confuse them
15 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1903: so let me understand that... Italy invades Austria... twice... and then Austria supports Italy into Turkey. Weird. Sounds like a sadomasochistic relationship.
15 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1903: You've read what happens to the horses. And the Russians aren't even playing!
21 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: Sorry for missing a turn.
22 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1905: Germany / France. Italy stands to grow large fast. Bad news in a wta. He said he would work towards a draw. Can we call a truce and work towards the middle?
22 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1905: Y'all eliminate Turkey and I'll be open to discussing whatever.
22 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1905: No draws until all the little 1-SC powers are gone.
22 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1905: it seems like conspiracy, hahahaha. i'm agree with Germany: no draws yet. we discuss it later.
24 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1905: people hate Italy but why? i'm not Mussolini
29 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: Sorry about mun. France threatened me with find an agreement with you. Anyway you will not build nothing and you could take mun again this next year. I think that the solution give you less problems that it seems. Sorry again.
29 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: An advice to all: don't try to play this game with a mobile phone XD
02 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: you interested in a 3-way with france?
03 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: dude, you're the worst. at least talk to me while you stab me.
03 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: Sorry, but yesterday i had problems with the server, maybe my internet connection, i don't know.
06 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1908: sorry guys. life finally caught up with me. school and work are pretty much kicking my ass right now.
10 Nov 12 UTC Spring, 1909: Hahahaha!! Draw? Really?

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Italy
ovinomanc3r (285 D)
Won. Bet: 20 D, won: 161 D
20 supply-centers, 15 units
France
jjohnson4637 (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 20 D
11 supply-centers, 10 units
Germany
hugu37 (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 20 D
3 supply-centers, 8 units
England
Santaclause (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Austria
faust (1470 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Turkey
BorjaT (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Russia
House509 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 21 D
Civil Disorders
faust (1470 D)Austria (Autumn, 1908) with 0 centres.
Santaclause (100 D)England (Spring, 1904) with 3 centres.
BorjaT (100 D)Turkey (Autumn, 1905) with 0 centres.
woshigaoshou (0 D X)Russia (Autumn, 1901) with 4 centres.
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